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Ukrainian Government Abruptly Resigns En Masse

The country is plagued with dysfunction as conflict rages in the east.

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DONETSK, Ukraine — Ukraine’s entire government abruptly resigned on Thursday after the governing coalition collapsed, exposing major differences in Kiev as it struggles to quell the conflict in the country’s east.

Prime Minister Arseny Yatsenyuk said in parliament that he was resigning because two pro-European parties resigned from the coalition, which he said made it impossible for the government to function.

“When there’s no coalition, and the acting coalition in a parliamentary-presidential republic has collapsed, the government and the prime minister have to resign,” Yatsenyuk said, according to the UNIAN news agency. “I announce my resignation as a result of the collapse of the coalition and the blocking of government initiatives.”

The move sets the stage for snap parliamentary elections in the fall that are expected to strongly boost pro-European parties at the expense of Russian-friendly ones who dominated the last election in 2012. Under Ukraine’s constitution, President Petro Poroshenko can call a snap election on Aug. 24 — Ukraine’s independence day — if the government is unable to form a coalition for 30 days.

It was not immediately clear whether Yatsenyuk’s resignation was part of an agreement to dissolve the widely loathed parliament or the result of internecine squabbles and backdoor deals gone sour. The move came after two junior parties, former boxer Vitaly Klitchko’s UDAR and far-right nationalists Svoboda, withdrew from the coalition with Yatsenyuk’s party, Fatherland, earlier Thursday. Despite the prospect of civil war in the east and the imminent threat of default, lawmakers had spent weeks squabbling over measures needed to finance Ukraine’s army and cooperate with international financial institutions.

Poroshenko, who made a new legislature a key promise after he was elected in May, welcomed the two parties’ move on Thursday before Yatsenyuk announced his resignation. “All surveys of popular opinion, as well as direct interaction with the public, show that society wants the government to be completely reset,” he said in a statement.

Without a significant force of his own in parliament, Poroshenko struck a deal with Klitschko in April under which the boxer dropped his run for president and ran for mayor of Kiev instead, winning easily. The move was aimed at crippling the chances of Fatherland’s domineering and divisive leader, former Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko, and brokered by her arch enemy, Moscow-linked gas kingpin Dmitry Firtash, currently awaiting extradition to the U.S. on corruption charges.

Relations between her party, the largest in the coalition, and Poroshenko have since been strained. Lawmakers from Fatherland have criticized Poroshenko, who is in charge of security appointments, for not doing enough to quell the conflict in the east and demanded that he introduce martial law.

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Neil Gaiman Reads Green Eggs And Ham

Neil Gaiman Reads Green Eggs And Ham

Charity World Builders held a fundraiser for $500,000 with the promise that English author Neil Gaiman would read the Dr. Seuss classic Green Eggs and Ham once they hit their goal. 

Finally, they’ve reached their mark, and now the Internet is relishing this delightful reading by the prominent writer.


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The 23 Best Goat Remixes On The Internet

1. Bon Jovi

2. Hanson

3. Taylor Swift

4. Justin Bieber

5. Nicki Minaj

6. Taio Cruz

7. Miley Cyrus

8. Ke$ha

9. Maroon 5

10. Skrillex

11. Skrillex (again)

12. Linkin Park

13. The Wanted

14. Adele


16. Jay-Z feat. Kanye West

17. Usher

18. Katy Perry

19. Alicia Keys

20. One Direction

22. Rebecca Black

23. And of course, the Usher collaboration that started it all

Bonus: The Mountain Goats, because of course.

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This 1950s Secret Social Club Printed The First Lesbian Magazine

1. During the 1950s, being an out gay woman was rarely heard of and nearly impossible.

Out lesbians faced job termination, arrest if caught at a reputed gay bar, even forced conversion therapy. The American Psychiatric Association didn’t remove homosexuality from their official list of mental disorders until 1973.

2. If you were in the closet, but didn’t want to risk heading out to the gay bars, you had very few options for socializing.

3. Del Martin and Phyllis Lyon, who lived in San Francisco, were among the women who became frustrated with their blatant lack of options.

In 1955, though the couple had been dating for three years, they realized they didn’t know any other lesbians.

4. The women, along with five others, started a small social club which would became the first lesbian civil rights group: The Daughters Of Bilitis, or DOB.

5. As one woman put it, “All lesbians will know Bilitis, but no one else will!”

6. Phyllis later joked that she didn’t actually know the Bilitis reference at the time.

For all you Phyllis’s out there: Bilitis is the name given to a fictional lesbian contemporary of Sappho, by the French poet Pierre Louÿs.

7. At first, the group had trouble recruiting members. How do you advertise a secret club?

Phyllis Lyon reminisces:

9. The solution came in the form of a simple newsletter, sent out to any gay women they knew of. Eventually, the newsletter became the first lesbian magazine, The Ladder.

10. Early editions were a dozen or so hand-stapled pages long, produced on a typewriter, copied by a mimeograph.

Most of us need a refresher on what a mimeograph is. It’s okay.


11. Inside you could read book reviews, poetry, short stories, and news from recent DOB meetings.

12. The DOB’s official statement was printed on the inside of every issue until 1970:

1.Education of the variant…to enable her to understand herself and make her adjustment to society…this to be accomplished by establishing…a library…on the sex deviant theme; by sponsoring public discussions…to be conducted by leading members of the legal psychiatric, religious and other professions; by advocating a mode of behavior and dress acceptable to society.

2.Education of the public…leading to an eventual breakdown of erroneous taboos and prejudices.

3.Participation in research projects by duly authorized and responsible psychologists, sociologists, and other such experts directed towards further knowledge of the homosexual.

4.Investigation of the penal code as it pertain to the homosexual, proposal of changes,…and promotion of these changes through the due process of law in the state legislatures.

13. Famous gay activist Barbara Gittings founded the New York chapter of the DOB, and ran it from 1958 to 1963.

14. The Ladder’s editor position changed hands from Del Martin to Gittings in 1963.

Now we all know what a mimeograph looks like.

15. Here she is being extremely efficient and planning issues six months ahead of time:

16. By the time of its last issue in 1972, The Ladder had grown from a simple newsletter into a 40+ page publication.

And several chapters of the DOB existed in seven countries.

17. Unfortunately by 1972, the publication had run out of funds and it’s long run finally came to a close.

18. The impact of the DOB on the lives of women was described by historian Martin Meeker:

“The DOB succeeded in linking hundreds of lesbians across the country with one another and gathering them into a distinctly modern communication network that was mediated through print and, consequently, imagination, rather than sight, sound, smell, and touch.

19. The couple who helped start it all, Del Martin and Phyllis Lyon, were finally married in San Francisco in 2008.


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Rob Kardashian Basically Confirms He’s Having Sex With Blac Chyna

There’s trouble in paradise in the world of all that is Kardashian.

With news traveling fastof the budding romance between Rob Kardashian and Tyga’s baby mama, Blac Chyna, the new couple isn’t wasting any time getting cozy.

TMZ reports Rob has moved out of sister Khlo’s Calabasas home and into Blac Chyna’s digs in Tarzana, where she resides with her and Tyga’s son, King Cairo Stevenson.

Spotted earlier today conspicuously leaving Chyna’s gated community in a shinyblack Bentley,Rob has been uncharacteristically active on his Instagram page as of late, showing love for his woman in histwo most recent photos.

It’s possible these two are just tryingto add a little fuel to the tabloid fire, but being spotted together in public suggests otherwise.

It wasn’t long ago Blac Chyna had the pot overflowing with drama withthe youngest of the Kardashian clan, Kylie Jenner, amidst the reveal of her relationship with Tyga.

Not to mention, Blac Chyna is best friend to Amber Rose, Kanye West’s ex and Wiz Khalifa’s baby mama.

Wiz and ‘Ye got into it on Twitter today, beefing over the title of Kanye’s soon-to-be-released album, Waves. Wiz didn’t approve, and he let Kanye — err, “the greatest musician of all time” — know it.

It’s all too incestuous to make sense of, but if the Kardashians don’t clear up this escalating family feud, the drama is sure to continue unfolding.

The question is, can you keep up?

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These Are the Most Ridiculous News Headlines From Each State

No matter what state you live in, there are weirdos who do things that will make you wonder if their parents were swimming in the same gene pool. And if you’re lucky, they make the news and delight you with the ridiculousness of the headline.

Need proof?

Mandatory combed through all sorts of Google searches and “weird” news sites and chose one ridiculous headline for every state.

Let’s just say I wouldn’t to use the laundromat in Vermont…

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We Wrote Fan Fiction Based On Donald Trump’s Nicknames For Everyone

On Wednesday, Donald Trump tweeted about “Crazy Bernie,” officially giving Bernie Sanders the nickname treatment all other presidential candidates — and Elizabeth Warren — have received. With this news, we did what any sane person would do and wrote some fan fiction…

Crooked Hillary and Goofy Elizabeth were best friends for as long as anyone at Election Heights High could remember.

Crooked Hillary was the queen bee of EHH, lording over the other students with a calculated mix of affection and dominance. Goofy Elizabeth, on the other hand, was a bright ray of light. It was that balance that made their friendship work.

One day, Goofy Elizabeth and Crooked Hillary walked out to the buses. Dangerous Donald was on his hoverboard, doing spins around Low Energy Jeb. As Dangerous Donald taunted him, Low Energy Jeb chuckled. It was a pretty typical scene for the duo.

Crooked Hillary rolled her eyes and looked at Goofy Elizabeth. But she saw something confusing. Goofy Elizabeth was smiling at Low Energy Jeb.

Crooked Hillary looked back and saw Low Energy Jebtentatively raising a hand to wave at Goofy Elizabeth. Dangerous Donald grabbed that hand and spun his spineless body around, bringing them both down in a crash on the asphalt.

What the hell?! Dangerous Donald shouted at Low Energy Jeb. As usual, Low Energy Jeb just shrugged. Dangerous Donald hopped back on his hoverboard and sped out of the parkinglot.

Crooked Hillary and Goofy Elizabeth got on their bus.

Guess I’m taking the bus home, Low Energy Jeb sighed, stepping inside. He sat downand yelped in surprise. Crazy Bernie was hiding under the two-seater, waiting to poke whoever sat there with a pencil. Crazy Bernie laughed maniacally and crawled away over the seats.

Hi, Hillary! Little Marco squeaked from the front two-seater. Crooked Hillary rolled her eyes. Little Marco, a freshman, was always trying to talk to her.

I am surrounded by idiots, Crooked Hillary muttered. She always appreciated that her bus stop was first.

Wasn’t Dangerous Donald supposed to give you a ride home? Goofy Elizabeth asked Low Energy Jeb after Crooked Hillary got off the bus.

Yeah, he said.

You shouldn’t let him mess you around like that, Goofy Elizabeth said.

It’s OK, Low Energy Jeb said, looking down. This just gives me more time to hang out with you.

Goofy Elizabeth couldn’t help but smile.

A week later, Crooked Hillary glared at Goofy Elizabeth and Low Energy Jeb holding hands in the lunchroom. Without her usual lunch partner,shesat at a table alone for the third day in a row.

Hillary! Little Marco shouted from the next table over. Come sit with us!

Crooked Hillary rolled her eyes as Dangerous Donald sidled up to her.

We need to build a wall between them, he said, nodding at Low Energy Jeb and Goofy Elizabeth.

I mean, that seems a little intense, but yeah we need to stop this, Crooked Hillary said. At that moment, Crazy Bernie ran up to their table and snatched Crooked Hillary’s apple, hurtlingit across the lunchroom before running out with a loud cackle trailing behind him.

Goddammit, Crooked Hillary said. This whole place has gone to sh*t.

Crooked Hillary and Dangerous Donald devised a plan to break their friends up. All they had to do was convince Lyin’ Ted to help them out.

Lyin’ Ted was known by all the 10th graders of EHH for his impeccable cheating skills. He got away with everything — forging parents’ signatures, stealing answer sheets and even hacking into computers to change grades. He was never caught, but he always left behind one tiny Capricorn zodiac sign.

Dangerous Donald and Crooked Hillary met him at his lockerand askedhim to forge a letter from Low Energy Jeb to make it look like he was cheating on Goofy Elizabeth.

What’s in it for me? Lyin’ Ted asked.

We can get you a bunch of dildos, Dangerous Donald said.

What? Lyin’ Ted asked.

Oh, is that weird? Dangerous Donald said.

Eventually, they agreed to give Lyin’ Ted 100 cans of soup to do the deed.

Goofy Elizabeth found the forged note in her locker the next day. Her goofy smile was wiped off her face and she refused to talk to Low Energy Jeb all day.

I don’t know what I did wrong, Low Energy Jeb said to Dangerous Donald, reunited again, the next day.

You’re super boring, Dangerous Donald said. She probably forgot your campaign for her heart even existed.

Low Energy Jeb sighed.

On the other side of the hallway, Crooked Hillary was annoyed. Goofy Elizabeth had been mopey all day, and Crooked Hillary had better things to do than hang around and comfort her.

Little did she know, Little Marco was watching her from 10 feet away and noticed her obvious annoyance. Little Marco knew this was his chance to get her attention. He approached Low Energy Jeb with a plan.

At the end of the day, Crooked Hillary and Goofy Elizabeth walked outside to the buses.

In the middle of the parking lot, Little Marco was playing All You Need Is Love on his little trumpet as Low Energy Jeb stood, slouched, with a bouquet of roses. Crazy Bernie ran around the scene, spinning around in dizzying twists as he joyfully laughed.

Little Marco winked at Crooked Hillary and, to her surprise, she giggled. Goofy Elizabeth didn’t know how to handle the scene. Crooked Hillary saw this as her chance to end her misery, which was brought on by Goofy Elizabeth’s misery.

Go ahead, Crooked Hillary said. Dangerous Donald and I made up the whole note. Low Energy Jeb isn’t cheating on you.

Yeah I was kinda confused by that, Goofy Elizabeth said. Like, does he even have the energy to two-time? Anyway, I get it. I knew I wasn’t spending enough time with you. I’ll be better about it this time!

She ranto embrace Low Energy Jeb. The crowd of students going to their buses stood silently watching.

Please clap, Low Energy Jeb urged them, emerging from his hug. The crowd burst into cheers.

Let’s be honest, Goofy Elizabeth said, Dangerous Donald is a loser.

She then launched into a soliloquy, the likes of which EHH had never before heard, detailing all the ways in which Dangerous Donald would wrong the student body.

When she concluded, the crowd cheered louder than ever before. Dangerous Donald had no choice but to speed away from EHH on his hoverboard. With him gone and Goofy Elizabeth happily entertained doing something more productive, Crooked Hillary kept her title as Queen Bee and order was restored at EHH.

At least, everyone was happy Dangerous Donald was gone.

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Community Post: 9 Awesome And Creepy Abandoned Rollercoasters

1. Satellite City, Limbiate, Italy.

From an Italian theme park that hit its peak in the 80s and eventually closed in 2008.

2. Big Dipper, Chippewa Lake Park, Chippewa Lake, OH, USA.

Chippewa Lake theme park opened in 1878 and closed exactly 100 years later, leaving this beast behind.

3. Spreeblitz, Spreepark, Berlin, Germany.

The owners of this park were arrested for drug smuggling. 180kg of cocaine was found inside one of their transported rides!

4. Comet, Lincoln Park, Dartmouth, MA, USA.

This was a popular ride and theme park until the 1980s when a fatal accident caused people to stay away. It eventually closed in 1987.

5. Bobster & Jet Coaster, Takakonuma Greenland, Fukushima, Japan.

This coaster had its last ride back in 1999.

6. Aska, Nara Dreamland, Japan.

Opened in 1961 and closed in 2006, Japan’s Dreamland was touted as their answer to Disneyland. Ironically, the opening of Disneyland Tokyo was the final nail in Dreamland’s coffin.

7. Cyclone, Williams Grove Park, Mechanicsburg, PA, USA.

This bad boy could once get up to speeds of 65 mph. The park closed in 2005.

8. Zippin Pippin, Libertyland, Memphis, TN, USA.

This dearly departed coaster had a super famous fan. Apparently it was a favourite of Elvis Presley’s.

9. Mega Zeph, Six Flags, New Orleans, USA.

This incredible structure was joined a long list of casualties of Hurricane Katrina when Six Flags New Orleans was forced to close due to extensive flooding in 2005.

Read the full article by Simon Preuss on all of these abandoned coasters at

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Dismal Obamacare numbers: 800 people enrolled in four states combined!/Schnitzerella/status/391240686172778496

Yesterday it was pointed out that more people have applied to live on Mars than have signed up for Obamacare. The launch has been nothing short of a disaster, and the numbers from some states are showing that the administration’s initial sign-up goals will be unattainable:!/ingramlaw/status/391241457245650944

Four states had fewer than 800 people successfully (and the definition of “successfully” varies) in the first week.

From Wisconsin:!/charlescwcooke/status/390955946371198976

To South Dakota:!/GlennEThomas/status/391212062627876864

To Alaska:!/mattpinnell/status/391240233649307648

To Vermont:!/Beba3105/status/391240659513786368

The Daily Mail reports that those numbers mean that Vermont spent $12,000 to attract each new health insurance customer. Remember, this is all somehow supposed to save money in the long run.

Those numbers, though dismal in many states, at least prove that enrollment isn’t a complete impossibility.




Pop the champagne! State O-care exchanges celebrate pitiful ‘enrollment’ numbers

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